Thousand & One Nights: 106th Night
One hundred and sixth night. The hunchback tambourine player and singer was choked to death when the tailor pushed a piece of fish to the former's mouth and shut it with his hands. Tailor's wife worked up to cover up the crime, and brought the dead body to a Jewish physician's house; where she asked the physician's maid to attend a sick boy and gave her a quarter dinar. When the physician's maid went to call the physician, the tailor propped up the dead body on the staircase. The physician was pleased with the quarter dinar handed over by the maid to him went downstairs to see the patient, and stumbled upon the propped up body, and it rolled down. Thinking that the sick boy was dead because of his stumbling on him the physician took him upstairs. His wife advised him to throw it to the compound of bachelor steward. The physician and his wife propped up the dead body at the foot of the wind shaft of the steward's compound. When the steward saw a man reclining on the wind shaft, he thought that he was the man who used to steal his cooking butter and provisions. Taking a heavy club he gave a big blow to the hunchback.
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When the steward saw that the man was hunchback, he said, "O hunchback, O cursed man! Wasn't it enough for you to be a hunchback, but you had to turn a thief too? What shall I do? O protector, protect me!" As it was getting towards the end of the night, he carried the hunchback on his back and went out with him until he reached the entrance of the market, where he set him on his feet against a shop, at the corner of a dark alley, and went away.
There came a prominent Christian trader, who had a workshop, and he was the king's broker. He was drunk and in his drunkenness he had left left home, heading for bath, thinking that morning prayers were near. He came struggling along until he drew near the hunchback and squatted in front of him to urinate. When he looked around he saw a man standing before him. It so happened that early that night someone had snatched off his turban. When he saw the hunchback he thought that he was going to snatch off his turban. He clenched his fist and boxed the hunchback on the neck, knocking him down. Then crying out for the watchman, he fell in his drunkenness on the hunchback, pummelling him and choking him. When the watchman came upto the lamppost and saw a Christian kneeling a Muslim and beating him, he asked, "What is the matter?" The Christian replied, "This man tried to snatch off my turban." The watchman said, "Get up from him," and when the Christian got up, the watchman drew close to the hunchback and, finding that he was dead, said, "By God, this is fine thing, a Christian killing a Muslim!" He seized the Christian trader, bound him and brought him in the night to the house of the chief of the police. The Christian was bewildered, wondering how he could have killed the fellow so quickly with one blow of fist, as drunkenness left him and reflection returned. He and the hunchback passed the night in the chief's house.
In the morning the chief went up to the king and informed him that the trader be hanged, and the chief went down and bade the executioner proclaim the sentence. The hangman set up a gallows, under which he made the Christian stand, put the rope around his neck, and was about to hang him, when the steward of the king's kitchen made his way through the crowd and said to the executioner, "Stop! This man did not kill the fellow; I am the one who killed him." Then he related to him his story, how he hit the hunchback with the club, and how he carried him, and propped him up in the market, adding, "Is it not enough for me to have killed a Muslim without burdening my conscience with the death of a Christian too? On my own confession, hang no one but me."
But the morning came, and Shahrazad stopped the story telling.
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