Thousand & One Nights: 150th Night: Lame Young Man & Baghdad Barber -12

Shahrazad is the frame story teller. The subject story was originally told by the Lame Young Man to guests assembled at the Quran recitation. The tailor involved in the murder was also present among the guests. Later, he told this story to King of China to get a reprieve from punishment.

Lame young man was attracted by the judge's daughter and affected by unrequited love towards her. An old woman came to his rescue and act as a go between, and obtains the permission to meet her. The lame young man calls a barber to have a shave for the occasion. The cunning and talkative barber follows the lame young man without his knowledge to the lady's house. The young man entered the house and went upstairs to meet the lady. The maid of the house made some offence and the master beat her. A male slave came to her rescue and the judge beat him also. The barber thought the judge was beating the young lame man and went to his rescue. The ensuing commotion attracted a crowd and the barber ran out saying, "My master is being murdered in the judge's house."

Continue to read the story, as told by the lame young man:

The crowd with the barber at the head arrived at my house, crying, "My master is being murdered in the judge's house." My relatives joined them and fled to judge's house.

My relatives kept crying out, "Alas for our murdered one, alas for our murdered one." More people gathered around them. The judge hearing the uproar and screams at his door said to one of his servants, "Go and see what is the matter." The servant went out and came back. "O my lord, there are more than ten thousand men and women at the door, crying out, 'Alas for our murdered one,' and pointing to our house." The judge became worried and apprehenssive and, opening the door, went out and saw a great crowd of people. He was very much amazed. He asked the crowd, "O people what is the matter?"

They replied, "O Cursed, O pig, you have killed our master."

"What had your master done to me that I should kill him. My house is open to you."

The barber said, "You beat him with a rod, and I heard him screaming inside the house."

The judge repeated, "What has your master done to me that I should beat him, and what brings him into my house?"

The barber replied, "Don't be perverse vile old man. I know everything. Your daughter is in love with him and he with her, and when you found them out, you bade your servants beat him. By God none shall judge between us and you, but the Caliph, unless you bring out our master to his relatives, before I go in and bring him out myself and put you to shame"
 
The judge stood blushing and tongue-tied before the crowd and could only mumble, "If you are speaking the truth, come in and fetch him." The barber pushed forward and entered the house.

I saw the barber entering the house. I looked for an exit. There was none. 
Then I looked for a place to hide. There was none save a large chest that stood in the room. I got into the chest and pulled the lid down on me, and held my breath. The barber came into the room, searched left and right, but seeing nothing  save chest, placed it on his head and left with it in a hurry. I lost my mind, and feeling certain that he would not let me alone, took courage, and opening the chest threw myself to the ground and broke my leg. I opened the door and saw a great crowd. Now I happened to have a good sum of money hidden in my sleeve for such a day; so I took the money out and began to scatter it among the crowd, and while they were busy scrambling for it, I fled, running right and left through the alleys of Baghdad, while the cursed barber, whom nothing could divert, kept running after me from place to place.

Morning overtook, and Shahrazad lapsed into silence.


 





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