Arabian Nights: 223rd Night: Anis al Jalis, The Slave Girl - 23
The following night Shahrazad said: I heard, O happy King, when Caliph in disguise of a fisherman said, "I will write a letter to the king, and he will no longer harm you." Nur al-Din asked, "Is there in the whole world a fisherman writing letter to a king?" The Caliph in Fisherman said, "The king and I studied together under the same tutor. I was above him, but somehow, by hook or crook, or by luck, he became the king. Kings are made by his followers. And kings have to make false promises to his followers like 'I will give you fifteen hundred thousand dinars to each of you, when I am made king.' Later the idiot followers forget it as king's jumla. So king also conveniently forgets it." Since these are alien to me I became a fisherman. Yet whenever I write to ask him, he obliges. Nur al-Din said, "Very well, write and show me." The Caliph in Fisherman took the paper and ink, and after the invocation to God wrote the following: Thi...